Death By Choking

[Angelique]

Alice was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband Bob and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

Bob was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. Bob finally agreed and went into Alice's room.

After a few minutes Alice's monitor "flat lined"-- no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room.

Bob was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."

[General Disappointment]

n1 good twist

[The Major]

haha nice