Might Be Redneck ..

[Angelique]

Just a few that I remember so well ...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Someone tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!

[The Major]

haha nice one