Redhead Jokes

[Angelique]

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead lets you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

Q: What's the redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.

[The Major]

lol nice one

[Angelique]

Most are true ... considering imma redhead... my fav is "How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl"

[the madscotsman]

the first couple of those go for redheaded guys as well.

I know I'm a bad tempered bastard